Installing Love on the Human Computer:
Tech Support: Yes, how can I help  you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided  to
install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech  Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to  proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm  ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to  open your Heart. Have you located your  Heart?
Customer:  Yes, but there are several other  programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are  running?
Tech Support: What programs are running  ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem,  Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support:  No  problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system.  It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer  disrupt other  programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own  called High Self-Esteem. However,you have to completely turn off Grudge and  Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you  turn those off ?
Customer:  I don't know how to turn them  off. Can you tell me
how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to  your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until  Grudge and Resentment have been
completely  erased.
Customer:  Okay, done! Love has started installing  itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you  have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in  order to get the upgrades.
Customer:  Oops! I have an error  message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external  components."  What should I do?
Tech  Support:  Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to  run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical  terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before
you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech  Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:  Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech  Support:  Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system  will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and  empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.  
Customer: Got it. Hey! My  heart is filling up with new files.Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and  Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this  normal?
Tech Support:  Sometimes. For others it takes awhile,  but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and  running.
One  more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its  various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and  return some cool  modules back to you.
Customer:  Thank  you, God.
God/Tech Support: You're Welcome,  Anytime.
- Anon

 
 


